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Things You May Not Have Considered

• When it's late and I'm tired, I drive very, very slowly. Like, old lady slow. I can be doing 30mph on the highway and feel like I'm speeding.
• The old lady driving usually comes an hour after the giggling fits.
• If there is a Plan, we must stick to the Plan. Deviations from the Plan are not acceptable.
• I'm not as anal as that makes me sound.
• Not always.
• But really, why have a Plan if no one is going to follow it?
• I eat grapefruit more like an orange: I peel it and then eat the pulp out of each section, discarding the sections' skins.
• It's messier but freaks people out.
• I love freaking people out.
• I will go out of my way to do something completely contrary just so I can freak someone out.
• Willing someone to pop online never works, and I have spent way too much time doing just that.