Things You May Not Have Considered
January 22, 2006
- When it's late and I'm tired, I drive very, very slowly. Like, old lady slow. I can be doing 30mph on the highway and feel like I'm speeding.
- The old lady driving usually comes an hour after the giggling fits.
- If there is a Plan, we must stick to the Plan. Deviations from the Plan are not acceptable.
- I'm not as anal as that makes me sound.
- Not always.
- But really, why have a Plan if no one is going to follow it?
- I eat grapefruit more like an orange: I peel it and then eat the pulp out of each section, discarding the sections' skins.
- It's messier but freaks people out.
- I love freaking people out.
- I will go out of my way to do something completely contrary just so I can freak someone out.
- Willing someone to pop online never works, and I have spent way too much time doing just that.
2 Comments
..you need to find evil Valette. She's causing trouble, again!
I like to think being anal isn't such a bad thing.
And those giggling fits are really one of lifes great joys, don't ya think?