Unrelated
I am fifth result in a Google search for wank fest. I should not be as proud of this as I am.
Also, I managed to venture out into the ice fog and hit a few stores that were surprisingly more busy than they should have been at -40°F. It wasn't too bad, but I was already getting cabin fever on my second day at home.
I am very glad I got my block heater replaced this week, because otherwise the engine would have been frozen and not started after sitting for just over 24 hours.
In other news, I think the dog may be suffering from some sort of SAD because she keeps lying on the pillows perched on the armrest of the love seat, which happens to be directly under a lamp. It doesn't look comfortable at all, yet there she is.
2006

4 Love Notes
..2nd in my google search.
cough cough - gets into singing mode:
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear val-e-t-t-e
...pause so you have time to stick in the ear plugs...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUUUUUUUUU!
thank you, thankyou very much.
Lynne has left the building. :D
Happy birthday to a 1/4 century survivor!! I don't know what you're still doing here on earth (besides the fact that we, obviously, need you). 25! What a punk! I should have my wife beat you up! ..no spankings due to the history of - 1...2...3...4...what number was I on?! (..ON NUMBER 12! NUMBER 12!) OK! 1...2...3...
I think we've had enough. B may enjoy himself....don't tell.
hahaha I hated those birthday spankings. And thanks for the serenade, Lynne!
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