Call Me Miss Scarlet
I would highly recommend bringing a lead pipe when making a trip to the hardware store. Not only do none of the male employees hassle you because you are a female which automatically reduces your brain's capacity for harware-related functions, but all of the employees and other customers give you wide berth in the aisles.
"She's carrying a lead pipe. She must know what she is doing here. She must belong."
Also, I think it makes them a little afriad, seeing a woman carrying a lead pipe. A pipe with a slight curve at one end, making it look like she might have used it once already today.
I need to find a way to mount it on the wall above my computer: In Case Of Whoop Ass EMERGENCY.
20 FEB
2006
2006
3 Love Notes
Do you think the lead pipe would work when I take my truck back into the shop? I am going to give it a shot.
or, even paste a picture of you with the pipe on your car. I can see a multitude of uses..
Wonder if that work on my ex...hmmmknock some sence into that boy...oooh my brothers even better..heh payback
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