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Dented Valentine

My spiffy silver car has to have a giant KICK ME sign taped to it's back.

Someone hit it last night while it was sitting patiently for B and I at a restaurant. In the parking lot, just sitting and minding it's own business, and someone backed right into it. The woman didn't leave a note. No, instead, she came into the restaurant and tracked us down. And was very nice and apologetic about it. Yay!

Now that I am fully aware of the KICK ME sign, who put it there? More importantly: how do I get rid of it?

Or should I embrace it and get it emblazoned onto a peronalized license plate? Could my insurance company then refuse to cover me, claiming that I was "asking for it?"

But, hey! A Happy Tree Friends valentine just for you! Love and mush, and such!

I have been singing the Telephone Rag a la One Froggy Evening all day long and have only gotten rolled eyes in response. I am itching to give someone a singing valentine. Volunteers?

14 FEB
2006

5 Love Notes

Call my wife at work on my cell you know the number. If you dont remember IM me and I will tell you.


She would get a HUGE kick out of it.

You and cars.'nuff said.
Happy mushy day and thanks for the exquisite valentine.

You need to get a big truck with beefy steel bumpers. That way the next time someone runs into you (and we all know it will happen again) it will do a lot more damage to there vehicle then to yours.

Damn girl. Forget the "kick me" sign. Paint a bullseye on each side.

My husband scares me behind the wheel. Really scares me! Last night, he cut clear through several lands of traffic on a LA freeway to make an onramp. He also hit the barrier.

How do I add a "Be careful! Crazy driver inside!" sign to my car? I figure it would a kind service to those around us.

At the lease the lady went and found ya.. sometimes they haul ass taking off.

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