Do you have to talk about this in my office?
February 13, 2006
Coworker 1: Your husband brought you red roses? How sweeeeet! And gross.
Coworker 1: I'm just jealous; I want someone to bring me roses.
Coworker 2: Don't worry, you will always have Ruben.
Coworker 1: Ruben Studdard? (Ed.--What?)
Coworker 2: No, the sandwich.
Coworker 1: I don't have to worry about my love life because I have food??
Coworker 2: Well, didn't you say that the Ruben was the newest love in your life?
Coworker 1: It's a sandwich! It's not even a man!
Coworker 1: I'm posting this to my blog. (Ed.--Not if I beat you.)
