I Love You For Your Brain
February 27, 2006
I dreamt about having sex with a zombie last night.
Hm.
Hm? That's all the reaction I get to sleeping with a zombie?
You've had weirder dreams.
It's just so creepy, sleeping with the undead.
Are you undead?
What?
I mean, if you were undead that would completely effect what we have going on here. I don't know if I could handle that.
I don't think I am undead.
If you were undead, would you tell me?
Not before I went for your sweet brains.
But that would pretty much tip me off.
You think Hallmark makes a card for that?
1 Comments
Lastnight I dreamt that I had the most amazing sex with a gay man.. It was amazing. Wait I already said that, but yeah good stuff.