Internet Love
Three offers for scarves, and only one from my mother!
Internet! I kiss you!
Are you doing anything later? Want to come over tonight and have a sleepover?
All I really wanted to find in town was a simple warm scarf that I can wrap around my neck twice. Not too long, no pockets, no tassels, no pom-poms, no sparkles, no cutesiness, no rectangle of fleece cut straight from the bolt.
And did I mention that it needs to be warm? My neck is not happy. Do you want to know why my neck is not happy? Because people, it is -30°F today.
If the Internet wishes to send me scarves, then who am I to politely decline? My mother will be knitting me a nice black scarf, she probably started it moments after she called me. I would like a pink one to match my cute knit pink Gap Kids mittens that have a big black button on each cuff. And maybe a grey one to match my grey gangsta hat with a white stripe. Or a red one to match my red shoes.
Apparently a girl should have more than one. Like shoes.
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Should I make Steve one also? What color do you want Steve?
Steve doesn't need another scarf. He probably has a whole closet full of stolen scarves.
Well, Valette *did* make me throw my other scarf out. A replacement would be nice.
btw, it's 85 here today. i am not wearing shorts right now, though i am wearing a t-shirt, and will be wearing shorts as soon as i get off work. and blinding people with the whiteness.