When I saw that the roads in Cantwell, aka The Bermuda Triangle, were bone dry, it should have been a huge tip off.
The roads in Cantwell are never clear of snow and/or ice. Even in the middle of July.
Instead of being suspicious, I counted it good luck and went on my merry way, stopping at the gas station there for potty breaks all around.
And promptly locked myself out of the car.
Bad news: It takes approximately 2.3 seconds for someone to break into my car. Handy knowledge.
Good news: The gas station had a slim jim and didn't charge me a cent to unlock my car.