Lost Opportunities

I had the opportunity to be up close and disturbingly intimate with a plastic vagina-slash-pelvis today, and the only thing I could think about was that I should have had my camera on me.

Next time, Internet. Next time.

21 April 2006 · 16:14:30

4 love notes

I loan you mine.

love, Damon at 21apr06, 17:27:31

Loan her your plastic vagina?

love, steveo at 22apr06, 14:23:17

One plastic vagina, hardly used.

love, Valette at 22apr06, 14:37:08

Some times your twisted humor would make MAD magazine look like a Kindergarten notebook. And, then, I wonder but will not ask…I am grateful for a laugh, and move on…did you buy the earrings?

love, john at 23apr06, 09:07:03

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