Distraction
After working a 50 hour week of non-stop emergencies survived only by the grace of almond rocca mochas (don't dare forget that extra shot of espresso), it is imperative for one to not place one's bottle of Mountain Dew too close to the bottle of acetone.
It is possible that, upon being quite exhausted and distracted, one might grab the bottle of acetone (nail strengthening, mind), twirl off the cap, and place said bottle to one's lips.
And yet, giving credit once again to caffeinated beverages, it is a miracle none was ingested.
Because that would be bad.
2006

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I remember a few(6 or 7) years ago - in the news - a man who had been syphoning gas from a neighbor's car lit a cigarette, burped, and blew himselup.
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