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I would prefer the flatulence

May 13, 2006

The dog. Just. Peed. On me.

Seriously?

Oh yes. I wouldn't joke about something like this.

She is all doped up on tranquilizers. She's just very... relaxed.

Usually that means she just farts a lot. She has never peed on me before.

Well, she is getting older.

She is not old enough for me to pity her peeing on me.


Later

Lacey really, really stinks.

What do you expect after pissing all over herself?

I kind of stink too.

I wonder why.

I can't believe she peed on me.

4 Comments

I know the feeling...
I'm potty training the little one. Dog, little human, it's all the same, wet, smelly and a lot of it.

love, Lynne on 14 May 2006

Is she alright...? Why the tranquilizers?

love, Heidi on 14 May 2006

She's fine. I have to dope her up for a haircut so she doesn't do the screaming-and-biting thing.

love, Valette on 14 May 2006

Hey, some people pay good money for that.

Both the peeing AND the screaming and biting.

love, JIM on 14 May 2006

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