I would prefer the flatulence
The dog. Just. Peed. On me.
Seriously?
Oh yes. I wouldn't joke about something like this.
She is all doped up on tranquilizers. She's just very... relaxed.
Usually that means she just farts a lot. She has never peed on me before.
Well, she is getting older.
She is not old enough for me to pity her peeing on me.
Later
Lacey really, really stinks.
What do you expect after pissing all over herself?
I kind of stink too.
I wonder why.
I can't believe she peed on me.
13 MAY
2006
2006
4 Love Notes
I know the feeling...
I'm potty training the little one. Dog, little human, it's all the same, wet, smelly and a lot of it.
Is she alright...? Why the tranquilizers?
She's fine. I have to dope her up for a haircut so she doesn't do the screaming-and-biting thing.
Hey, some people pay good money for that.
Both the peeing AND the screaming and biting.
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