And Thou Shalt Go Forth, And Behold Yon Cleavage, And Be Fruitful
So! Yes! This internet thing!
It's not just trucks for you to dump on!
(Really, I'm very late with this, especially in internet time, but, you know, Uncle Ted may be very crazy and clueless, but the man knows how to get money for us and our stupid projects.)
/waves to the Internets and all its tubes
Work has been operating at madhouse levels of craziness, and I don't only mean my conversations with my stapler or my shortness with coworkers. Of which, admittedly, there has been much.
But in between craziness I have managed to find myself an awesome outfit for my sister-in-law's wedding that not only will make me slightly dressier than anyone else there (besides the bride) (and maybe the bridesmaids, but you know they will all look horrible and uncomfortable anyway, because why else have bridesmaids) but also makes me look curvy in all the right places.
Which is totally what I was going for. I plan on upstaging the bride with my cleavage. It will be a wonderful sight to behold.
I also made time to find some jewelry for the oufit.
Matching articles of clothing! Possibly with ruffles! And maybe some lace trim! And accessories! When did I turn into a girl?
I must remember to bring a copy of this wedding toast to the wedding so I can watch my mother-in-law FREAK OUT when I do a practice run at the rehearsal.
It's a wonder his family even enjoys having me around.
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I have to say. I think my bridesmaids looked better than me.
Then you chose the wrong dress for them to wear. Their dresses should have been an awful peachy color that makes every skin tone look like death, something with a horrible frou-frou around the neck, something that made their asses look HUGE.