Do Si Do
July 4, 2006
Okay, seriously.
Gay Square Dancing Convention are the funniest four words in the entire English language.
And yet I have a morbid curiosity about it.
Are the squares of dancers made up of all one gender, or are there mixed male couples with female couples?
Are the outfits as ugly as normal square dancers, or as garish as gay pride parades?
And how in the world do the dance calls work?
"Swing the.. uh... person on your left, no not that left, you're the one who is supposed to be swung. By your partner."
"Dammit."
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Even better - Gay Cosplay Square Dancing.
I'm too scared to punch it into Google.
The big bull dyke caller is scary, but easier to understand than the guy with the lisp.
Well you could actually ask the person who witnessed the spectacle. Oh, and ask him to post a few photos of the Gay Square Dancing Costume Ball...