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August 11, 2006

Ranch dressing on battered, deep-fried foodstuffs (onion rings, halibut, neighbors' fingers):

Normal and even maybe good?

Or proof the terrorists have already won?

Please internet, don't let the terrorists win.

(Certain groups are not qualified in participating in said group poll. These include, but are not limited to: 1// any of my coworkers who not only nodded but claimed to participate in said activity on a regular basis, 2// the individual who brought this horrible, terrible, unholy activity to my attention, 3// midgets, and 4// anyone who thinks this is normal.)

5 Comments

One can only conclude from the deafening silence that the internet believes ranch dressing on fried stuff is completely wholesome and American.

Why do you hate America, Valette?

*drool* fried stuff with raaaaaanch... only thing better is fried stuff with ranch and cheeeeeeese... mozza sticks are mana from heaven.

Ranch is a mixture(solution, if you will)of MANY various properties outdone in numbers of ingredients ONLY by hot dogs and cigarettes - but can, simply, not be resisted if stuff is fried in grease. That's American!

No.

You three clearly fall into category #4 of the fine print. I don't want to hear from some terrorist-lovers.

Mmmm Racnh, But REALLY I like Blue Cheese. Especiall with things like Buffalo Wings, fried zuccini, fried okra, and well, anything fried, not to mentino on my sald or on hamburgers or on ... ;)

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