I’m A Horrible Daughter

Oh my God I just realized that my father turns 60 in, like, under two weeks and I’m supposed to have a whole bunch of stuff ready for the big party, things like a letter or scrapbook page and, I don’t know, a gift, or something?

So, yea. Dear Internet:

What would you get for a near-senior citizen father who likes politics, might possibly run for mayor (Mayor! Homer, if you elect my father as mayor, you totally deserve what you get and will get NO SYMPATHY from me), and beats eagles with his cane?

What would you write to a father you don’t really like to spend time with but whom, admittedly, you act too much like?

Something that reminds him how old he really is and how funny he really is not would be great. Thanks.

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Did you see “the” poem, yet? I was just being silly, but it was added to the scheme of what Jen and K wrote.
AND - I would vote for him if for the prestige, alone.

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