Don't Be Jealous
Dear Internet of my Heart,
Darlings.
You know that I love you more than words can ever express.
And I don't want you to be upset.
However.
Now that you're old enough to figure quite a bit out on your own, you really should hear it from me that I've been seeing the Internet's False Prophet of Choice.
And by seeing, I mean seeing.
And by seeing I mean making him shovel my car out of the snow when I get it (repeatedly) stuck because if he doesn't then I'm not making him dinner.
I know you're probably feeling confused and angry and most of all utterly jealous at my mighty good fortune, but I'm sure you'll snap out of it just long enough to be squicked out.
XOXO
Valette
04 JAN
2007
2007
5 Love Notes
Shocked!
Oh... well oh, or should I say SteveO
:)
I'm just jealous that he gets to see the hawt car up close!
So... what does this mean for next year's eggnog?
I'll take pictures just for you, JIM.
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