The Internet Has No Fifth Amendment
Valette: what did you do to my dog last weekend?
John: meaning?
Valette: she's been sleeping nonstop since we got home
John: we played hard
Valette: sleep deprivation games?
Valette: she crashed in the car ride across town
John: 'ello, Tay here im acting as his lawyer, we have the right to remain silent until directed otherwise by law.
Valette: hello Miss Tay
Valette: I'm on to you
Valette: I have my own legal representation here
Valette: she says you guys are SO TOTALLY BUSTED
John: my people say we need some hard evidence or the accusations should desist
Valette: Evidence The First: doggie coma
Valette: Evidence The Second: she's too tired to even EAT
John: ...maybe the rabbit WAS poisoned...
John: OH! The balloon she ate!...
Valette: YOU FED MY DOG A RABBIT???
John: We still must remain silent.... we plead 5th ammendment
Valette: whatever you say will be exploited on the internets
2007
8 Love Notes
I FEEL exploited and used - like an internet tissue. Back to therapy I guess...and the dog can still get a good meal at my house if things get rough over there..
I think she was awake for the whole visit... I couldn't tell if it was because of the cat or for the 12am, 2am, 4am, and 6am potty trips. Nothing like waking up with that cute fuzzy mug in my face.
I guarantee she didn't need to potty because I make her sleep until my alarm goes off. I also guarantee that fuzzy mug is NOT cute at 4am.
Maybe she's just hung over.
I would take better care of her!
Beer for dogs seems to be a hot subject online, lately. She didn't get into my hooch! She just played a lot - not with Lily, though. They didn't fight, and that's progress.
You hear that, John? Next time Lacey will be at her GRANDMA'S house. And she will love it so much that she won't want to come home with me.
Oh wait, that's not a good idea.
Hello!
Why do dogs eat their poop? One reason dogs eat their poop is because it just plain taste
good. Another reason is it could be a vitamin deficiency. One other reason for the poop
eating is that it is an instinctual behavior in the wild to eat the poop to keep other predators
from tracking their movements.
Some solutions for stopping poop eating are: You can put meat tenderizer on it.
What do you think?
By the way, I love that too! How did you find that?
See you soon! WonderGirl
[Ed: removed the spammy link, but magnificent effort!]
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