If You Give A Valette A Doughnut
February 13, 2007
If I don't listen to my coworker's announcement of doughnuts in the break room, then I won't think about the possibilities of doughnuts in the break room.
If I don't think about the possibilies of doughnuts in the break room, then I won't go into the breakroom to "see what was brought in."
If I don't go into the break room to "see what was brought in," then I won't see three chocolate doughnuts with pink and red and white sprinkles, just specially for Valentine's Day.
If I don't see three chocolate doughnuts with pink and red and white sprinkles, just specially for Valentine's Day, then I won't eat any doughnuts.
If I don't eat any doughnuts, then...
someone else will eat them.
And I can't have that.
2 Comments
Great story you should publish i. It would be a great addition to the other "If I..." books. I can see the illustrations.
Save one for me.