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If You Give A Valette A Doughnut

February 13, 2007

If I don't listen to my coworker's announcement of doughnuts in the break room, then I won't think about the possibilities of doughnuts in the break room.

If I don't think about the possibilies of doughnuts in the break room, then I won't go into the breakroom to "see what was brought in."

If I don't go into the break room to "see what was brought in," then I won't see three chocolate doughnuts with pink and red and white sprinkles, just specially for Valentine's Day.

If I don't see three chocolate doughnuts with pink and red and white sprinkles, just specially for Valentine's Day, then I won't eat any doughnuts.

If I don't eat any doughnuts, then...
someone else will eat them.

And I can't have that.

2 Comments

Great story you should publish i. It would be a great addition to the other "If I..." books. I can see the illustrations.

Save one for me.

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Hi, I'm Valette

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