Working Eight to Four
Diet Dr. Pepper does not, in fact, taste like regular Dr. Pepper, despite what commercials and coworkers might claim. It does, however, contain caffeine, a sometimes crucial ingredient in Getting Valette Through The Last Two Hours Of Work.
Someone put mouthwash and tiny paper cups into the bathrooms at work. This someone is very awesome and thoughtful, if maybe a tad passive-aggressive. "Dang, everyone stinks after lunch. Maybe if I bring in mouthwash and discreetly put it in the bathrooms, everyone will use it and stop being so smelly!" Surprisingly, no one is owning up to it.
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