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How Was Your Morning?

6.30 - Turn off alarm.
6.52 - Ohh shit. Get out of bed.
6.53 - Let the dog out.
6.54 - C'mon, dog, pee faster.
6.55 - Shower: wash hair, brush teeth at lightning speed.
7.05 - Put in eyeballs.
7.06 - AAAAAAHH! Re-do one contact.
7.07 - Turn on bedroom light.
7.08 - Try to wake Steve. Believe I succeeded.
7.09 - Dog? Again? Really?
7.11 - Put on face.
7.14 - Getting prettified isn't going well.
7.15 - "Bark! Barkbarkbark!"
7.16 - Let the dog in, throw her a cookie.
7.17 - Fish cookie out from under fridge.
7.18 - Brush hair.
7.22.17 - Steve wanders into the bathroom.
7.22.19 - "Did you sleep in? What happened?"
7.22.36 - Grumble at him.
7.23 - Yay for knowing what I'm going to wear.
7.25 - Finish brushing, pulling back hair.
7.27 - He is not even dressed yet. "I'm getting there."
7.28 - Why is he on the computer?
7.29 - Grab jacket and heels, lock the dog in her kennel.
7.30 - Officially late.
7.31 - Now he's on my computer? What?
7.32 - Maybe I should offer to do that for him.
7.33 - Sit on couch and close eyes.
7.35.33 - "Are you okay?"
7.35.38 - "Muhwhah? Are you ready to go?"
7.35.45 - "You were sleeping."
7.35.48 - "Just dozing, sorry. But I'm ready."
7.35.49 - Stand up, grab purse.
7.35.51 - "Give me two more minutes."
7.36 - Sit on couch and close eyes.
7.37 - Walk to car.
7.37.03 - "Did you want me to take the bus?"
7.37.10 - "No."
7.37.25 - "Hey! We're only eight minutes late!"
7.37.27 - "Huh."
7.42 - Drop Steve off at work.
7.45 - Traffic. Hiss. Boo. Pain.
7.50 - Where did all of these people come from?
7.51.13 - I won't have to site at this light again.
7.51.24 - I won't.
7.51.47 - I can't.
7.52 - Dammit.
7.54 - I don't think 25 is the speed limit here, people.
8.03 - "Morning. You're late."