Five Things I Am Currently Not Doing
1// I am not hiccupping.
2// I am not worrying about my niece's surgery.
3// I am not eating any of the Zenilla ice cream from the office freezer.
4// I am not drinking a Mountain Dew.
5// I am [very greatfully] not hiccupping.
What are you not doing?
02 MAY
2007
2007

5 Love Notes
working :/
I'm hiccuping again. :(
I'm not saving the world from incoming asteroids.
I'm not fighting giant robots with cybernetic slinky dogs.
I'm not attending a world premier with countless buxom starlette pressing body parts into wet cement.
Well, not again, anyway.
I am not pondering a variation of Urquhart's Theorem that describes the United Federation of Planets symbol.
I am not:
(i) working.
(ii) caring about (i).
(iii) believing Steve. At all.
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