Steal My Product Idea!
A Kirby vacuum salesman came to my home tonight and sucked up every bit of dirt deposited in my carpets over the last 30 years the carpets have lived in my apartment.
Yes, I'm 120% convinced the carpets are as old as I am.
He pulled out filter after filter covered in thick muckety-muck, dirt and grime and even dirty dirt. It was gross. I was amazed.
Then he did his whole what-can-I-do-to-get-you-into-this-machine spiel, and I laughed at the vacuum's $2,000 price tag.
Seriously? Two thousand dollars? Does it make me a sandwich? Give me an orgasm? There are existing machines that do both of those things for much, much less money (though admitedly not at the same time) (Japanese: please make that device, a sammich-orgasmatron) (I would love you forever) (although, knowing the Japanese, this machine already exists with Hello Kitty's visage).
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It has a massage attachment! and you can talk them down to $1350, with a trade in.
I love mine, it is tough! and she withstands the beating the kids put her through! I used to have to buy a new vacuum yearly.
Wait, a sandwich machine? And I can get it for less than 2k? Cool. Where?
I tried to talk him down to $400, but he wasn't too happy with that. He got pretty surly when I told him I really didn't want to go into debt for a vacuum. "Why don't you want to go into debt?" Uhh, yeah. Great salesmanship there. Get back to the carpets.
And Bjorn: Sandwich Maker. My mom had one when I was growing up, and it made the best grilled cheese.
Ah, yea I've seen those, they're nifty. I was envisioning some sort of deluxe sandwich assembler, takes your bread, meat, cheese, veggies, mayo etc. and puts it all together for you. I imagine such a device would cost more than a Vacuum.
Oh yes a sandwich toaster, of course!
I was envisioning some sort of sandwich building machine that would take all of your fixings and build you a sandwich.
What I want is a sandwich robot (or just get someone else to do it)
great, didn't look like my first post was going to show up, so I make another one and then they both get posted and I look like a tard :P
I'll skip on the sandwich maker if I can have one of those hair-do-ers that the Jetsons have that can give you any style and length.
Cause it's the only way I'll ever get the giant, pink pompadour I've always dreamed of having.
Bjorn: I'll leave all three of them up so you can continue looking like a n00b. You're welcome.
Awesome, but I'm blaming your server.
Your mom gave us your sandwich maker...it is awesome! Best grilled cheese ever! You can make me one next time you come over, but you may have to wash it first cause yah know ...kids!
A sandwich robot/ vibrator? Yeah!
It doesn't even need to vacuum. We aren't fussy about the floors around here, not if we're well-fed and our vile sexual appetites are slaked.
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