Text Messages Saved in My Phone
May 2, 2008
- Mmm. Sounds fishy to me.
- No drama. No no no drama, drama.
- what are you wearing?
- That's so funny cuz I was just thinking of not giving you $95.
- I am going to see my uterus
- That Hansel. So hot right now.
- btw i am so hot right now
- As you know, I'm particularly fond of crazy.
- Bastards!
- I am totally playing bingo
- Do you have enough post it notes to wallpaper your coworker's cubicle?
- We have orgy bars here
- Sounds like the universe hates you tonight.
- Do corneas grow back?
- Happy STDs to you too!
