On Dating a 14-year-old Japanese Girl
"Oh darn, I have been outbid on the Hello Kitty iPhone 4 case that I didn't want."
"Why were you bidding on a Hello Kitty case that you didn't want?"
"It wasn't my fault this time, the eBay app confirmed my bid on the wrong auction."
"Oh that sucks. You were almost stuck with a lame Hello Kitty iPhone case."
"I know! It was the other Hello Kitty case that I was trying to bid on."